I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. (A. J. Liebling)

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. (Samuel Johnson)

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. (Sir Winston Churchill)

Maybe this world is another planet’s Hell. (Aldous Huxley)